Manual Labor Hero Gifts

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Domestic Superheroes!!

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Running Latte

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

The Workaholics Building

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Bring It On!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'