Manual Labor Admirers Gifts

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

Labor Day '19

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Unison plans strikes

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

Milk production

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'No, you can't telecommute.'

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

"Sorry, I'm wrong. This isn't sales it's union membership."

John Henry

The elf union is picketing Santa's House - 'Christmas just isn't the same since the union stepped in!'

Jeremy Corbyn

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

Builder adjusting a wall.

'Workers' woman hits 'Unions' date whoes bearing flowers

Glass Production

Without a union...you're sunk.