Manual Labor Admirers Gifts

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Labor Day '19

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Unison plans strikes

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Milk production

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

'No, you can't telecommute.'

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"Sorry, I'm wrong. This isn't sales it's union membership."

The elf union is picketing Santa's House - 'Christmas just isn't the same since the union stepped in!'

John Henry

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Jeremy Corbyn

'Workers' woman hits 'Unions' date whoes bearing flowers

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

Builder adjusting a wall.

Glass Production