Dedicated Worker Admirer Gifts

'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

The Sheepdog Trials

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Will Work for Ever

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO