Vintage Work Ethic Admirer Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The fellow apprentices at their looms.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Snapshots in Time

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Centaur falls in love.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Frank Sinatra.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Victorian woman at a bar.

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Phil discovered the eighties disco was not quite what he'd expected

Louis Armstrong

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

The five orders of periwigs