Work Ethic Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're all work and no play. I like that in an employee!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Genius in a Bottle.

Job Bored

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

Back to Work

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'