Work Ethic Aficionado Gifts

'I know how you can kill time, Fenwick. Try working it to death.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Genius in a Bottle.

Back to Work

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

"You're all work and no play. I like that in an employee!"