Work Ethic Wizard Gifts

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The perils of overwork.

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

Job Bored

Back to Work

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Genius in a Bottle.

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

" ... and here's where you took vacation."