Work Ethic Wizard T-Shirts

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

The perils of overwork.

Genius in a Bottle.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Back to Work

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."