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"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Peacock of Productivity

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Don't get up!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"Do you have any working capital?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

Politeness opens doors

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"You rang, m'lord?"

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.