Work Ethic Coach Gifts

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Peacock of Productivity

'Don't get up!'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

Politeness opens doors

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"You rang, m'lord?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'