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'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

A Productive Cow

'Boy, when I grow up I'll never complain about the price of milk.'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Back to Work

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Genius in a Bottle.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'