Work Ethic Admirer Mugs

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

A Productive Cow

'Boy, when I grow up I'll never complain about the price of milk.'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Genius in a Bottle.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

Job Bored

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