Work Ethic Appreciator Mugs

'Look like Yorg discover great motivational tool.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

Remember I said, think outside the box.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Job Bored

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Genius in a Bottle.

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Back to Work

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'