Working Hero Pillows

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Laptop Dancing.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.