Office Hero Gifts

"I hear you worked so many hours you passed out for 20 minutes. I just thought I'd make it clear that I'm not paying you for those 20 minutes."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

'For a Dow-30 company, this isn't much of a succession plan.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Notorious for his eyes in the back of his head Bruno was an effective supervisor.

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Your idea saved the company two million pounds, Harris - thank you."

"Really Muriel, must we go through this every time I work late at the office?"

'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

'I think you'll find these stress management techniques very effective!'

David and Goliath(?)

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'It's agreed, Members of the board will not take certain aspects of the annual report too personally.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"You're home, dear—that's the main thing."

"He excels at putting out fires."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Acme Clocks.

'Today is a big day for me. It's the 20th anniversary of my first office tirade.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Captain Pointy No.44 - Thank heavens for Temps

'Quit bothering me at work.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

"Not you, Hobson."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Lunchward ho!"