Office Hero Mugs

"I hear you worked so many hours you passed out for 20 minutes. I just thought I'd make it clear that I'm not paying you for those 20 minutes."

'For a Dow-30 company, this isn't much of a succession plan.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

Notorious for his eyes in the back of his head Bruno was an effective supervisor.

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

"Your idea saved the company two million pounds, Harris - thank you."

"Really Muriel, must we go through this every time I work late at the office?"

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"You're home, dear—that's the main thing."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'I think you'll find these stress management techniques very effective!'

'It's agreed, Members of the board will not take certain aspects of the annual report too personally.'

David and Goliath(?)

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

"Lunchward ho!"

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'Today is a big day for me. It's the 20th anniversary of my first office tirade.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Quit bothering me at work.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"Not you, Hobson."

Acme Clocks.

Captain Pointy No.44 - Thank heavens for Temps

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."