Office Heroes Mugs

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"You can do whatever you want to on your own time, but if we find out about any of it, you're fired."

Businesswoman Empowerment

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Working from home