Volunteer Hero Gifts

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'What's holding him up?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

EU Vaccine approval

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'