Volunteer Superhero Gifts

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the Voluntary Agency...and letting them fight it out was by FAR the cheapest...'

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'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

The next fast train has gone.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Superman's laundry

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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

Poor Customer Service

"Your honour, we believe he's a flight risk."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

Lift chair fun!