Community Superhero Gifts

'Losing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...running your local community centre.'

"Foster failure"

North Pole

Thank you, Essential Workers

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"I'll have the usual."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Social Worker

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Fathers are Heroes

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

"Thank you."

A singer being criticised

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

Egalitarian family

Vote Signal

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

I shop locally!

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'