Family Superhero Gifts

Fathers are Heroes

'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Mom doesn't wear tights or a cape but she sure has super powers..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Put it on my tab."

'Let's get this party started!'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

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"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

Dad's home

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'Dad, can you please stop prancing? You're embarrassing me!'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

Add your kids' ages together...

Muscular Dad

"I've got him on vibrate."

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'