Civic Superhero Gifts

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

I realized I could run really fast and help one person, or I could learn the power grid and help the whole city.

'Did you ever throw your hat into the political ring?'

Vote Signal

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

The next fast train has gone.

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Trump in Washington

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Charities Fueling Cities

Vote

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

IPCC Climate Report