Civic Warrior Gifts

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'Can we pass a rule against them too?'

House vs. Senate

"This is like presidential campaign rallies, isn’t it? But I’m not running for president, and this is not a campaign, you gotta do what you gotta do. The country’s in trouble and I want to play my role."

"Hang in there Tony, we'll get this through committee yet!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Obama Yes We Can.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

Vote Signal

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

Leaving High-Crime Area...Entering Police Brutality Area

Campaign Rhetoric Ends!

Partisan Politics

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

Vote

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

It's time for Immigration Reform.

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

Gun control

Vote

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

Super Six

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

Distress signal.

"Will you be doing anything about the potholes?"