Civic Duty Warrior Gifts

"Today's the deadline for mail-in ballots."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

House vs. Senate

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

On Jury Service...

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

The First Vote

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

Police Riot

Exercise is the key to strength.

Vote

The ballot box.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

Elections: Carrying a Cross