"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Civic Duty Defender Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for the civic duty defender in your life? Our collection features clever, heartfelt products that showcase their commitment to community and responsibility. Whether they’re a volunteer, community leader, or simply a proud citizen, find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their dedication. These thoughtful items make great gifts that resonate with their passion for making a difference and encourage their vital role in society.
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"
'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'
'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'
With Jury Duty for All
Vote Signal
"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"
"Nooooo!"
"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."
CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."
"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."
Welcome to China, Sir Businessman!
"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"
On Jury Service...
'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'
'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'
'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'
The First Vote
Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.
"I had hoped to vote in US elections."
I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.
Exercise is the key to strength.
'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'
"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"
The ballot box.
The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.
'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'
Elections: Carrying a Cross
Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.
"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."
"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"
"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"
Kinda Fun
'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'
Civic Duty Defender Gifts Collection
Civic Duty Defender Mugs
Discover more mugs that honor civic duty defenders—perfect for daily motivation and showcasing their community spirit.
Civic Duty Defender Pillows
Find pillows that promote civic pride and responsibility—comfort and inspiration for every space.
Civic Duty Defender Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that highlight civic duty and community involvement—great for inspiring walls and proud displays.
Civic Duty Defender T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts celebrating civic responsibility and community pride—ideal for those who stand up for what they believe in.