Civic Duty Champions Gifts

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"I want you to vote for me and to wear a face mask!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Vote Signal

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

With Jury Duty for All

"Nooooo!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Vote

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

On Jury Service...

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Exercise is the key to strength.

The First Vote

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

Elections: Carrying a Cross

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

The Election: Who's winning? Why?

'Bye Baby Bunting, Daddy's gone a voting.'