Civic Duty Defender Pillows

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Nooooo!"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Welcome to China, Sir Businessman!

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

On Jury Service...

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

The First Vote

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

Exercise is the key to strength.

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

The ballot box.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

Elections: Carrying a Cross

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

Kinda Fun

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'