Civic Duty Pillows

Just duty excuses.

The only poll that counts...

"This is like presidential campaign rallies, isn’t it? But I’m not running for president, and this is not a campaign, you gotta do what you gotta do. The country’s in trouble and I want to play my role."

We didn't vote and then complained --- What are you in for?

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

Vote Signal

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US election postal vote controversy

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

On Jury Service...

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The ballot box.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

Elections: Carrying a Cross

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"