Civic Service Pillows

With Jury Duty for All

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

America, are we learning anything?

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"What was I thinking?!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Unanimous voting.

Elections

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

US election postal vote controversy

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!