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With Jury Duty for All

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

America, are we learning anything?

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Unanimous voting.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Elections

Handle With Care

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

US election postal vote controversy

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

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