Civic Affairs Pillows

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Unanimous voting.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

Honest Voting Stickers

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes