Civic Advocate Pillows

Your friendly neighborhood representative wants to know: How do you really feel about the way things are going?"

Elizabeth Warren, US Senator

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

Denied Ballot Access, Please Help.

Photo ID restricts who can vote.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Progress.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Partisan Politics

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Campaign Rhetoric Ends!

Charities Fueling Cities

Leaving High-Crime Area...Entering Police Brutality Area

What did you know?/When did you know it?

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'