Civic Duty Advocates Pillows

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US election postal vote controversy

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"Nooooo!"

Vote Signal

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

What did you know?/When did you know it?

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

On Jury Service...

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

Exercise is the key to strength.

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

The First Vote

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Elections: Carrying a Cross

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"