Civic Duty Critic Pillows

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Social Welfare next!

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Nooooo!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

On Jury Service...

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

The First Vote

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Exercise is the key to strength.

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The ballot box.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

Sexy Voting

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

Elections: Carrying a Cross