Civic Critic Pillows

"They should make the election best of seven."

'You can rest assured your letter of outrage will be vigorously debated by decision makers at the highest level.'

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

"Of course as MPs we make laws, but surely you don't expect us to observe them?"

Social Welfare next!

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

"I'm not sure elephants do never forget. We keep voting for the same corrupt and incompetent politicians."

"Well, finally the city has a crew working on that bad pothole."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Trump pardons

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Trump secret police

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Where does it all end up?

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'