Civic Duty Enthusiasts Pillows

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'Jury duty.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Vote Signal

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"Got outta jury duty!"

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

On Jury Service...

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

The First Vote

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

Exercise is the key to strength.

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The ballot box.

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Elections: Carrying a Cross

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"