Civic Duty Nerd Pillows

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

On Jury Service...

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

The First Vote

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

Elections: Carrying a Cross

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

The Election: Who's winning? Why?

"Today's the deadline for mail-in ballots."

'Bye Baby Bunting, Daddy's gone a voting.'