Civic Duty Humorist Pillows

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

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"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

'The stupidity of the defendant's actions was directly proportional to the number of people watching him.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

Exercise is the key to strength.

The First Vote