Civic Humorists Pillows

Department of Political Posturing.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Yes, all at once!'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

Stay the Course.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Sinead?!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'And I suppose YOU'VE never started an unnecessary war!'