Civic Humorists Mugs

Department of Political Posturing.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

The Scottish Lawn

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"When did this game get started?"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Sinead?!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Stay the Course.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

Trump in Washington

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Conflicted Chief

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."