Civic Humorist Mugs

"I appreciate your offer, but I'm afraid I'm already bought and paid for."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Apathy club bumper stickers - 'Don't blame us, we didn't vote'.

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

US relaxes masks rules.

"It's our duty to vote, but it's their duty to find someone worth voting for!"

"Congressional approval is rising. Voters are liking us just so they can hate us!"

"I'm sure there was something I had to do today..."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Big Society'...paradigm shift Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah, blah!...'

Welcome to Washington DC - 1000's of politicians...NO WAITING!

"On your left is where all the haggling takes place and nothing gets done...it's a complete gridlock!"

I told people who I was going to vote for, but on election day I stayed home and played board games instead. The Milton Bradley effect.

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Far From the Non-Voting Crowd

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Yes, all at once!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Beware of Don"