Civic Joke Aficionados Pillows

"We should never have lowered the voting age." CS629347

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

War of Words

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Trump the Shepherdess

"This is a winter you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about …. The winter the fed decided to tinker with interest rates."

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."