Civic Duty Comedian Pillows

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'Without a pay raise, it's impossible to attract good people to government -- why, just look at me!'

Campaign Headquarters: For a $500 contribution, the candidate will shake your hand ans sustain eye contact with you for five seconds.

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

'All profits go directly to charity'

Exercise is the key to strength.

The First Vote

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."