Civic Duty Comedian Mugs

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Vote Signal

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Conflicted Chief

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

Trump in Washington

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

'Without a pay raise, it's impossible to attract good people to government -- why, just look at me!'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

The First Vote

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

'All profits go directly to charity'

Exercise is the key to strength.

Campaign Headquarters: For a $500 contribution, the candidate will shake your hand ans sustain eye contact with you for five seconds.

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

The ballot box.

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'