"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"
Civic Duty Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift for your civic duty nerd? Our collection features clever, humorous items that honor their commitment to community and love of knowledge. Perfect for those who take their civic responsibilities seriously but never forget to have fun! Whether it’s a mug for morning motivation or a print to inspire action, these gifts speak to the heart of a socially conscious mind with a touch of wit.
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators
"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"
'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'
"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"
'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'
Vote Signal
With Jury Duty for All
"Nooooo!"
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."
"Got outta jury duty!"
"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."
'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'
On Jury Service...
"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"
CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."
'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'
The First Vote
'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'
Exercise is the key to strength.
"I had hoped to vote in US elections."
I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.
Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.
'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'
The ballot box.
"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"
Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.
'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'
Elections: Carrying a Cross
"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"
The Election: Who's winning? Why?
'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'
'Bye Baby Bunting, Daddy's gone a voting.'
Civic Duty Nerd Gifts Collection
Civic Duty Nerd Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for civic duty enthusiasts—smart, funny, and inspiring gifts for any occasion.
Civic Duty Nerd Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring humorous and inspiring designs for your civic duty nerd—adding a touch of wit to their living space.
Civic Duty Nerd Prints
Discover prints that promote civic engagement with a clever twist—ideal for decorating the space of your social-minded loved one.
Civic Duty Nerd T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for civic-minded nerds—witty slogans and clever graphics to wear your values with pride.