Civic Duty Do-er Gifts

Congress Hits 'Not Quite a Wimp'.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US election postal vote controversy

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

With Jury Duty for All

Vote Signal

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

On Jury Service...

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Elections: Carrying a Cross

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'