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I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US election postal vote controversy

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

With Jury Duty for All

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Nooooo!"

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

On Jury Service...

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

What did you know?/When did you know it?

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

Exercise is the key to strength.

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

The First Vote

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

The ballot box.

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Elections: Carrying a Cross

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"