Civic Dutyer Pillows

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Nooooo!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

On Jury Service...

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Elections: Carrying a Cross

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

The Election: Who's winning? Why?