Civic Duty Dodger Pillows

'At least this will get me out of jury duty.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Vote Signal

With Jury Duty for All

"Nooooo!"

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

The First Vote

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

Elections: Carrying a Cross

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"You recused yourself from this case. I recuse myself from jury duty."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

'Since I didn't vote for this government, I thought I wouldn't have to pay them taxes.'