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'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Vote Signal

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

On Jury Service...

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The ballot box.

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

Elections: Carrying a Cross

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Back from MLK Day so soon? There were tons of people. We finished painting the rec center early. 3 hours makes you a good person? At least I went! Hey! I sacrificed for Dr. King's memory. I refrained from violent video games. Congrats. An MLK Day of internet service.

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